It’s not often that a Comedy Club has something exciting to announce that does not involve a comedian! But we are changing all that this week. We released our “Sexy House Menu” which we know you are going to love. So let’s go to know this Menu a little better:
TCHB: Firstly, is it sir or ma’am?
Sexy Menu: It’s both, I’m a unisex menu. I have beer on tap and delicious cocktails, how can you assign that a gender?
TCHB: Talking about your cocktails, your mojito is top class but there is no sex-on-the-beach cocktail?
Sexy Menu: Well Bangkok is an inland city and Khaosan Road is not near any beach. And I don’t know anyone who would buy a drunken-sex-in-a-mixed-dorm-hostel cocktail. hmmmm…
TCHB: Ok, well maybe tell us something about you that no-one knows?
Sexy Menu: I’m not sure, I’m really a one-sided, what you see is what you get kinda menu. I do hate it when people place their drinks on me though – I’m a menu, not a coaster. Take your drink and Coast-er the fuck away from me.
TCHB: Alright, no placing drinks on you! The next question is to do with food. What came first, the chicken or the egg fried rice?
Sexy Menu: Oh yeah, very funny. I see what you did there.
TCHB: Thank you. You have loads of special offers available, what would you recommend to someone who is unsure what to order?
Sexy Menu: Just order everything. Go on, do it. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be stared at for ages and someone goes ‘Hmmm, I’m not sure”? Do you know what that does to a menu? “The mojitos are amazing though. But then so is the strawberry mojito. But then there is beer on tap? Also, am I hungry?” What!
TCHB: Wow! The uh …. complex life of a one-sided menu. Ok, last question. If you could be anything besides a menu, what would you be?
Complex Menu: A comedian. But since I’m not real and this is a conversation happening on a keyboard, I am really just a figment of your imagination. Which makes me a….. Figmenu. I’m a Fig-menu.
TCHB: This has been wonderful, thank you. Come join us at any of our shows and let us know what you think of our Sexy New Menu.
Resident Comedian at The Comedy House Bangkok